Momoclo Tei Ichimon (Momoiro Clover Z) -
Japan's Hundred Smiles (Nippon Egao Hyakkei)


Romaji

yooOoooooooooO!!!

jugemu jugemu gokou no surikire
kaijari suigyo no suigyomatsu
unraimatsu fuuraimatsu
kuuneru tokoro ni sumu tokoro

yabura kouji no bura kouji
paipo paipo paipo no shuuringan

shuuringan no guurindai
guurindai no ponpokopii no
ponpokonaa no choukyuumei no
chousuke!

choito ojikan itadakimasu
goseichou kudasai

totonoimashita!
warau koto to kakemashite (ha!)
omatsuri yarou to tokimasu (soiya)
sono kokoro wa? sono kokoro wa?
dochira mo happi ni naru deshou
oato ga yoroshii you de

waraou waraou saa waraimasho
konna jidai koso waraimasho
waraou (soiya soiya) naitara make da
yakekuso waraimasho

haranbanjou sui mo amai mo
norikoeta appare nipponjin
waraou donna toki demo
nanikuso waraimasho

guwahhahha (guwahhahha)
nyohhohho (nyohhohho)
kuuki nante yomazu ni warattoke
egao (egao!) egao! (egao!)
warau kado ni wa fuku kitaru!

ee mina-sama, kyou wa
youkoso oide itadakimashita

koko de isseki!!

nezumi no musume ga oyome ni itte,
jiki ni kaettekitande,
nezumi no okaa-san ga taihen okotte,

"anna, ii tokoro he, omae totsuide
dare ga iya de detekitandai?"

"iie, daare mo iya janain desukeredo,
goinkyo-san ga yasashiinde, iya nano."

"yasashiin nara kekkou jaanai ka nee."
"demo, nekonadegoe desu mono."

isogashisa ni mi wo makasete
kieteiku da nante beranmee!

waraou waraou waraenakutemo
warau shika nai desho waraimasho
waraou (soiya soiya) koukaku agete
hitasura waraimasho

ounin no ran daikikin sae
kuria shite gendai nipponjin
waraou mirai eigou
guhaha to waraimasho

komusume no tawagoto, to kirisutenaide
shikametsura nanka hen na kao
egao wo mitai kara

waraou waraou saa waraimasho
konna jidai koso waraimasho
waraou (soiya soiya) naitara make da
yakekuso waraimasho

haranbanjou sui mo amai mo
norikoeta appare nipponjin
waraou donna toki demo
nanikuso waraimasho
hitasura waraimasho

guwahhahha (guwahhahha)
nyohhohho (nyohhohho)
kuuki nante yomazuni warattoke
egao (egao!) egao! (egao!)
warau kado ni wa fuku kitaru!

English


There was a couple whose son's name was Limitless Life
Lasting 20 Billion Years, Blessed by the Sea Gravel and Fish
in Water, in Clouds, or in Wind,
with a Home Where There is Food and a Place to Sleep

and the Energy of the Yabukouji,
with Longevity like King Shuuringan from Paipo

and Longevity like His Wife Guurindai
and Their Children Ponpokopii and Ponpokonaa's
Long-Lived Fortune

Allow me to take a minute of your time
Please give us your courteous attention!

I'm ready now!
You write it as "to laugh" (Ha!)
and read it as "festival dude" (Soiya!)
And the reason for that? The reason for that is?
So everyone can have their happy coats on!
That's all from me! Onto the next speaker!

Let's laugh! Let's laugh! C'mon, let's all laugh!
Let's laugh exactly because life is tough right now!
Let's laugh! (Soiya, soiya!) Cry and you lose out
Screw the consequences and laugh!

Life's full of ups and downs, sweet and sour
But we've overcome them, that's why we're proud Japanese!
Let's laugh! Through every situation
Screw it all and laugh!

Guwahaha! (Guwahaha!)
Nyohoho! (Nyohoho!)
Pay no attention to your surroundings and laugh!
Smiles! (Smiles!) Smiles! (Smiles!)
Fortune visits those with a laugh-filled home!

Ehm, thank you all
for coming today.
Now for a story!!

There was a mouse family whose daughter was married away,
but she came straight home.
The mother mouse was very angry, saying,
"You married into such a nice house,
who do you hate so much it drove you away?"
"No no, I don't hate anyone,
but I don't like how retirees are so kind."
"Isn't 'kind' enough for you?!"
"But they sound like wheedling cats!"

Let yourself be swept away in the busy life
Saying you'll disappear– you fool!

Let's laugh! Let's laugh! Even when we can't,
we've got no choice but to laugh! Let's all laugh!
Let's laugh! (Soiya, soiya!) Lift the corners of your mouth
Let's laugh with all of our soul!

We've cleared the Onin War's great famine,
that's why we're Japanese here right now!
Let's laugh! To the ends of eternity
Let's laugh, guhaha!

Please, don't dismiss it as "little girls' nonsense"
or make strange faces, like a frown
I want to see you smile

Let's laugh! Let's laugh! C'mon, let's all laugh!
Let's laugh exactly because life is tough right now!
Let's laugh! (Soiya, soiya!) Cry and you lose out
Screw the consequences and laugh!

Life's full of ups and downs, sweet and sour
But we've overcome them, that's why we're proud Japanese!
Let's laugh! Through every situation
Screw it all and laugh!

Let's laugh with all of our soul!

Guwahaha! (Guwahaha!)
Nyohoho! (Nyohoho!)
Pay no attention to your surroundings and laugh!
Smiles! (Smiles!) Smiles! (Smiles!)br/> Fortune visits those with a laugh-filled home!